Huh, it still works.

Life

Unemployed for six months! Detroit is fucked! Life sucks... I still have a roof over my head, but am burning my cash like it's water. I feel like an idioit for not taking the home equity loan and not maxing out my credit cards.

Life

Man, time flies when your having fun! Too much work and not enough play...

PF Blogs

I have a friend that is filing bankruptcy to the toon of 300K. I give him an A+ for effort, but really it was his own fault. Credit Cards! He started a pizza shop and worked hard. Then he bought the building so he didn't have to pay rent.(Smart!) Then he got a second store and worked harder. His business was making money. He got a third store and worked hard. He got a fourth store and.......... is filing for bankruptcy.
We had the come to Jesus talk a couple of months ago, but I don't think he got it. Thats when I searched the web and found all of these PF blogs. I am addicted to reading about people and how they get into debt... Seriously, it is like crack to me.

My buddy was making money and he also had perfect credit. The credit card companies loved him. Pays the mimimum on time every month. Has over a million dollars in cash flow! Then the banks sucked him dry too. Oh, Mr. so and so, what you need is to take all the equity out of your house. Here is a big pile of cash. HAHAHA! Oh, that wasn't enough, lets take all the equity out of your pizza shop building. Here is a big pile of cash. Excellent, you are still making all of your minimum payments on time, but now you have bigger loans and bigger payments. Now throw in a litte recession and the bussiness stops making money. The big piles of cash to help make payrole are gone. SHIT! I know, apply for more credit cards. You have perfect credit. Ching! 100K in new unsecured credit. Throw in a little more recession and all four stores are closed. The end...

PS. At least he tried, and filed bankruptcy because he tried to keep his business alive. He had a truck with 200K miles on it. He didn't have a fancy house or designer jeans that he pluked down on the credit card. The banks ate his lunch even though it was too late. They let him max it all out. That should be against the law. Yes, I am sure there was a little discretionry spening on the credit cards, like the girls need shoes. But really!

As for the rest of you idiots, stop procreating!

U-Scan-It

I have mentioned this before as well. If you over 55 and have not really used a computer in your life. Don't expect to be able to use the U-Scan-It at the grocery. This a tool for people with brains that want to get in and out quick. Please find a sharp object or a nice length of rope and put it to use...

Highway Driving

THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IS 70!!!!!!!!
Can we at least go the speed limit!!!!!!!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE IF YOU CAN NOT GO AT LEAST THE SPEED LIMIT!!!

Driving Up North

I went up north last weekend. I took a half day off work on Friday and got ahead of the rush hour. I had the radar detector on the dash and was hammered down doing 80-85 mph all the way. The radar detector never went off and I never saw a cop. I came home Sunday morning with the moon roof and windows wide open. I wasn't in a hurry to get home as it was such a beautiful day. I had the radio blasting and was singing along... I still put the radar detector on the dash, but I set the cruise on 72 mph. I took the back way and within the first twenty miles I had past 3 popo's. I feel so lucky!

Who knows where this is?